(Source: destielydia)

  • Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce)

tinychatter:

its weird how one person can make u feel so good about yourself but make you want to jump of a cliff at the same time

  • me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
  • cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
  • me: can i get a hell yeah

urbancatfitters:

careful or u’ll trip over my low self esteem

bepeu:

i hope i confuse you and you think about me a lot

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

  • me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
  • me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.